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So this is what happens when you tell your two gay dads that they’re going to be grandpas.
‘Is it too late to make noodles?’ I thought to myself whilst proceeding to make noodles.
Note to self: It is never too late to make noodles.
Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.
You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t
Exactly why I wear it everyday.
so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed